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Hi, I'm crash and burn. that's my street name. I'm a slacker of Brobdingnagian magnitude. since life really doesn't matter, I've elected to live my life in the most meaningless manner possible. Even as scum, I have a few rules. Having been homeless, and not liking it much, I require that my co-habitants keep their drug use out of sight. that the rent gets paid on time and in full. the place is kept clean. you will meet the people that cycle in and out of my life. Today, my one roommate got shot for trying to walk off without supplying the drugs that the shooter paid him money for. While I feel sorry for the roommate, I was about at the point where I might have shot him myself. He wasn't planning to apply any of that walk-off money to the rent. the only contribution he's made to the house was stolen beer and gas. Admittedly that at retail is just barely his rent. Plus whoevers car he gasses and dashes with suddenly becomes super hot. Today is domino's pizza's 2 for 1 tuesday. we usually call in a pizza order early, and then our team makes the rounds of the 5 available domino's pizza places for bad orders. and a couple of boosted cold packs of beer and wine boxes. I hurt spectacularly from a fight I got into a couple of nights ago. I can't go to the emergency room. I broke the guy's skull, and witnesses put me there. Plus I hear they don't do anything for broken ribs anymore.